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Ecology

Learning

Center

the

Tue, Jun 18

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NO SHOW Ball

NO SHOW Ball

You are cordially invited to enjoy a quiet evening at home and NOT listen to the entertainment that WON'T be entertaining, nor the speeches that WON'T be given. You do not even have to miss a beach day for this ball. Please DON'T show up, but be sure to buy a ticket!

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NO SHOW Ball
NO SHOW Ball

Time & Location

Jun 18, 2024, 7:00 PM – Jul 15, 2024, 11:00 PM

NO SHOW Ball

About

the Ecology Learning Center

Proudly Presents Our First Annual

No Show Ball

You are cordially invited to enjoy a quiet evening

at home and not listen to the entertainment

that won't be entertaining,

nor the speeches that won't be given.

No tireless emcee with lame jokes.

No 'I'd like to say a few words.'

No feeling guilty if you can't make it.

No chance of hitting a deer enroute.

No need to blast your AC to keep your make-up from melting and no risk of your flip flops not matching your sunglasses.

No designated driver needed.

There will be no valet parking, no open bar, no music

and no squirting lobster juice on your neighbor.

You do not even have to miss a beach day for this ball.

Please don't show up, but be sure to buy a ticket!

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